EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT

internetexplorers:

“hitler” has 6 letters and so does “neopet”

coincidence?

probably

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necrophilofthefuture:

except its my grandmother

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aaaaaaaaagggg:

leonmcgann:

i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??

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joelthelastofus:

I just dressed in all black. Put a shirt on my face and made it ninja like, look

and my parents lights are off and I’m light on my feet

so I just walk into my parents room and whisper “nancy” 

AND I SWEAR TO GOD HELL WAS RELEASED ON EARTH MY MOM THREW HER NOOK AT ME AND JUMPED OUT OF BED AND STARTED ATTACKING ME AND OH GOD WAS IT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER DONE

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I like to describe my style as “you can take me to a nice restaurant, but I’m getting chicken fingers.”

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jennahamilton:

pheonixfeatherd:

jennahamilton:

BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN FEEL LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND

it feels really nice :)

THIS POST WAS NOT A LITERAL QUESTION AND WAS FOR THE SINGLE AND LONELY I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU

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simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

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could you imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up

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equinefeather:

ccalliope:

the whole “spot the vegan thing” is getting on my last nerve. it’s so fucking rude. people comment on posts all the time, but noooo, everyone’s gotta single out the goddamn vegans. grow up.

I found the vegan 

coolstoryno:

trollonasan:

sherlockwolf:

frukass:

pahnem:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

i’ve been laughing at this response for 20 minutes

ok so i may or may not have just made the saga of moon moon

This is the best thing on the entire internet

Ha mine is Rogue Beast

Who has P W for their initials?

OH MY GOD IT’S PETE WENTZ

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forbrightskies:

If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other

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do you ever reblog things not for you but for one of your followers who you think will enjoy it and they reblog it and you’re like  “nailed it”

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I would actually rather die right now than handle the next few days like

no